(Source: romulusthread)

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(Source: damndimples)

tibets:

faggoty—anne:

I follow back similar.

what the fuck is similar to cops arresting a tornado

horsefricker:

in a moody to see a booty

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

(Source: herachris)

assiest:

2 life vests left on the titanic

this one’s for me.. this one’s for my homies who died tonight *tosses into ocean*

(Source: goldfishbutts)

My sister’s boyfriend wrote on 150 ping pong balls  ” prom? ” and put them in her locker. She opened her locker and all the ping pong balls came out & he gave her a bouquet of flowers <333 promposal are so cute 

did he say “I finally got the balls to ask you to prom ?” because if he didn’t he’s doing it wrong.